20 MRI Scans of Fruits and Vegetables. These Are Both Mesmerizing and Vaguely Terrifying.

20 MRI Scans of Fruits and Vegetables. These Are Both Mesmerizing and Vaguely Terrifying.

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20 MRI Scans of Fruits and Vegetables. These Are Both Mesmerizing and Vaguely Terrifying.

http://offbeat.topix.com/story/11415-20-mri-scans-of-fruits-and-vegetables-these-are-both-mesmerizing-and-vaguely-terrifying

You know my least favorite thing about the website You Porn is? They let people comment on a porn, and that’s unnecessary.

People leave weird comments, “that chick I bone her, and I shit on chest and lick it off, who’s with me?” Nobody, nobody’s with you, you’re licking shit that’s a disgusting activity. I feel like you should be solo when you’re on shit eating endeavors, don’t try to bring me or the rest of the You Porn community into your nonsense. I speak for the whole You Porn community.

Then anytime there is an interracial scene there are always racist comments. Like dude are you seriously being a racist and masturbating at the same time? That guy is a loser, all those videos have descriptions, you know, that’s you’re going to see before you click on it. but this guy still clicked on it because his horniness beat out his racism.

Hannibal Buress, Comedian

caseyanthonyofficial:

Marc Maron on atheists. 

(via proudgayconservative)

alwaysclobberin:

I’m going to miss this kinda stuff

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:
"Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”
- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

"Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. 

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

jrflynn
monzo12782:

Model sheet for Count Duckula, a reluctant vampire with an aversion for blood who tries to find fame and fortune in show business. The British-produced series was a hit in the United States on Nickelodeon. © 1988 Cosgrove Hall Productions, Inc. (COURTESY: COSGROVE HALL PRODUCTIONS)
Count Duckula model sheet, adjacent text transcribed as written (image itself slightly adjusted). Scan from Jeff Lenburg’s Encyclopedia of Animated Cartoons.

monzo12782:

Model sheet for Count Duckula, a reluctant vampire with an aversion for blood who tries to find fame and fortune in show business. The British-produced series was a hit in the United States on Nickelodeon. © 1988 Cosgrove Hall Productions, Inc. (COURTESY: COSGROVE HALL PRODUCTIONS)

Count Duckula model sheet, adjacent text transcribed as written (image itself slightly adjusted). Scan from Jeff Lenburg’s Encyclopedia of Animated Cartoons.